An old Indian fishing guide in Canada once told me that there are three rules to remember when you turn 40.

1) Treat every fart as if it’s liquid
2) Any piece is a good piece
3) Never let an erection go to waste because it could be you’re last.

I figure those Indian guides are full of wisdom so I don’t fret anymore when I wake up to hard and white and I certainly don’t let the opportunity go to waste.

So get the jig poles ready Frank!