It's finally happened. My neighbor reported a forced entry in his house today. At approximately 2:00 p.m., while he was distracted weed whacking (if you can believe that. Oliver Douglass ha...ha...ha.), he noticed an unauthorized individual entering his domicile through a newly created rip in the patio screen.

The perpetrator is described as a black female. Approximately 18" tall, and approximately 20 pounds. He was not sure of her intent as nothing appears missing. But she did manage to spring the resident dog, and led Rascal off on a Thelma & Louise type romp.

What is this place coming to??????