I was thinking, in this cold weather, or in any weather or season, ye who bringeth back to the barge, the greatest and most funniest STORY of the day, should be allowed to ringeth the great bell of ding.

A great story, regardless of the catch, bringeth miles of memories......

and may earneth ye a ding!

Ye may printeth it or emaileth it, the great story, and tape it (tapeth it), to the great forefront of Frank's refrigerator, located majestically, in the great house of fish cleaning where the "Fillet Show" is performed daily, upon request of course.

Frank says, the "Fillet Show" is performed by the greatest of harmonica players. I think he's from Italy. The performer whips his tongue around the openings of that instrument, quite wickedly. In and out and all about it goes. If he hits all the notes just right, the fillets jump into the freezer paper and wrap themselves up without tape. They jump right into the freezer. Pretty ferocious.

Upon the great barge, and inside the great house of the cleaning of the fish, are where ye may tell these stories, where the majestic stories of old are told, of course.

Let's hear some bell-ringers.

DING!

Yoooper