Anyone for a "Spaniador"?

[Tim Kelly]

Went beating today. Got out of the truck and my dog and the keeper's lab were cavorting around together like lovestruck teenagers. Said to the keeper, "is your dog in season?" "Nah, stupid bitch won't stand for any dog, it's always like that" Moments later, we were all on the beater's trailer waiting to head off for the first drive and I glanced down. Sure as, my spaniel is attached to his lab and going for it like an Italian in a salami shop. That was that. Had to wait about 20 minuted for the spaniel/lab pushmepullyou to decouple. Not a great start to the day for the keeper, but caused much hilarity for everyone else in the trailer. He's at the vet's this evening administoring a "morning after" pill to the lab, no doubt at considerable expense.

[dpear]

Beats beating.

[Frank Walsh]

They always say that dogs strangely resemble their masters.

[Tim Kelly]

Oi!

[bozo]

That would explain Scarlett. Uffda!

[JBlanck]

That would have been a good time to name an indian child, like in the joke!

"Chief, where did I get my name?"

"Indian name come from what nature doing while you being born. Like your father name Sitting Bull and your uncle name Soring Eagle. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F****ing?"

Love that joke!!