Plop and speed

Ty! (goonch)!
On a scale of 1 to 10...1 being a deep plop and 10 being a thin plop...what number would you assign to your pacemakers during the summer months?

Concordidly...

using the 1 to 10 scale with 1 being slow and 10 being fast... What is the optimal speed you would run it at?

Ergo, please answer with a...

Plop:speed ratio..

IE: 3:7 ( which would be a 3 plop, so a semi deep plop, 7 speed, semi quick return)

Are there different ratios for the large and small pacemakers?

When it's calm I like a 1 to 3 ratio. When it's choppy I like an eight to 7 ratio.

In other words, I like a slow loud plop when it's calm and a fast medium plop when it's choppy. I think you should buy ten that way you have all the ratio's covered.

Who comes up with a plop ratio anyway? Sheeesh!